Strafe:Best Game Trailer Ever!!!!!!!
- Alex "Knightowl" Andreu
- Jan 21, 2015
- 3 min read
STRAFE® is the fastest, bloodiest, deadliest, most adjective-abusing, action-packed first-person shooter of 1996! Auto-generating levels of pure mayhem constantly change up the carnage.

The future of 3D gaming is in your hands. Are you ready to push the limits of computer-generated realism and hardcore scifi action to a new level that threatens the very existence of humanity?*
Good. Humanity is not worthy of STRAFE®:
• BILLIONS of level possibilities with a unique level generated on every load • OCULUS RIFT compatibility - put yourself inside 100% virtualized "real" environments • Randomized enemies, monster closets and hidden secrets surprise at every turn • ÜBER-GORE® Tech for ludicrously persistent gibs • Lifelike digital gravity • BLAZING fast gameplay and responsive controls • Realtime first person upright biped simulation • Weapon upgrades and power-ups that’ll change your play style • Unsigned 32 bit colors! • Colored lighting! • Ultra large resolutions with a unique 16:9* screen ratio (*only in 2d mode) • Multi dimensional polygonal meshes derived from over a thousand unique vertices • STRAFE®!

You survived the hell demons of DOOM, the pure evil of QUAKE and the insane Nazi regime of WOLFENSTEIN 3D. But nothing can prepare you for the depravity of deep space in STRAFE®.**
The story moves at the speed of STRAFE®.
It’s your yearly scrapping mission, but this year is different. Your humble scout ship has been recruited to join the massive spacecraft ICARUS. They plan to head to far edge of the galaxy, to a remote sector where other scrappers have not yet dared to venture.
The rewards could be unimaginable. But so are the risks. It may be unexplored space, but it’s a gamble you know you must take.
You lost.
You return from a run empty handed, but worse, ICARUS is no where to be found. You check your coordinates. You try the coms. No answer from your comrades on ICARUS. Yet their teleporter appears in-range and responsive.
So you grab a gun “just in case” and teleport onto ICARUS. What could go wrong?
Everything goes wrong. This is STRAFE®. Prepare for hours of uninterrupted chaos that won’t stop for storylines or anything short of a melted CPU.***
The gameplay can never truly be mastered, because STRAFE® is never the same.

SHOTGUN. Schklikt, klikt VOOMP

MACHINE GUN. Brrrat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat

RAILGUN. Vmmmm-PHT
Each weapon includes a secondary firing method and is affected by two types of powerups as you progress through STRAFE®!
Common power-ups affect your weapon attributes such as magazine size, damage, reload time and firing speed.
Rare power-ups alter your secondary fire, like turning your machine gun into a mine launcher to set traps or splitting your shotgun flak at mid-range into a wider net of punishment.
But obviously STRAFE® must include more than three weapons. And it does. More are hidden throughout the world, including a secret SUPER WEAPON.
As a scrapper, you also collect scrap around levels and off enemy corpses to craft armor and ammo. Use it for protection, or sell it to merchants for credit towards perks and other power-ups that make you an evasive, agile killing machine.

To survive in STRAFE® you adapt your killing methods as you go. You can avoid power-ups and perks if you choose, but be warned: when you die in STRAFE®, you die for real****. You restart at beginning and face a new level where…
EVERYTHING.
HAS.
CHANGED.
For the worst.

Levels get painted red with the glorious permanent gibs of your enemies. Because when you draw blood in STRAFE®, the blood stays put as your twisted work of art.
Every shell casing. Every blown-off limb. Every drop of monster juice. It all persists in the environment and never fades away, disappears, or disappoints. Just as you’d expect from a real-world massacre.
Since the levels constantly change, this blood and gore is your compass in STRAFE®. It informs you where you’ve previously traveled and directs you toward new paths of destruction in each level set.
The levels of STRAFE® are radically different environments that will alter your killing methods. Additional details on three of these areas are closely-guarded secrets of STRAFE® only available upon playing the final game.
So guys what do you think? Is this badass or just another bloody retro game trying to make a few bucks. Let us know in the comments below.
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